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The Drunk and Jobless World Tour

Getting wasted in exotic places

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  • Africa
    • “Dubai… is that in Africa?”
    • Sheikh, Rattle and Roll
    • Capital Punishment 
    • Reflections on Dubai
    • Cape Fantasies
    • Lion’s Head and Table Mountain in one day? Madness!
    • Robben/Hood
    • Stellenbosch? More like stellar-bosch, yeah!
    • An absolute Paarl-er
    • Check out my Mossels
    • Into the Wilderness
    • Simply the Pletts
    • A baboon with a view
    • Surf, sand and slums: Jeffreys Bay isn’t as ‘swell’ as I’d hoped
    • Elephants, lions, warthogs and… what the hell is that?
    • Doring: not boring!
    • Everyone loves pineapples!
    • Hog Wild! Hogsback is the best place you’ve never heard of!
    • Running to Lesotho
    • Lesotho is remote, oh!
    • The Kingdom in the Sky
    • It’s a Rudi-ful Day
    • The One Man Backpackers Hostel
    • Patrick Swaziland
    • Monkeys? Check. Crocodiles? Check. Hot foreign backpackers who laugh at my jokes and not at my penis? Erm…
    • On the trail of the Big Five
    • Spotting a leopard
    • The Smoke That Thunders
    • The Great Victoria Falls (mas)Debate: Zim or Zam, yo?
    • Yep, that’s a big tree alright
    • Night of the Livingstone Dead
    • Cape Maclear and the Curse of the Killer Snails
    • The Marvelous Mountain Man of Malawi
    • Chicks dig dudes with exotic tropical diseases, right?
    • Zomba!
    • Take the Lilongwe Home
    • Hakuna Matata! Welcome to Tanzania!
    • The Most Wanted Man in Zanzibar
    • The Sights and Kites of Paje
    • Fish, fish, everywhere!
    • Monkey Magic!
    • My Dinner With Dipu
    • Putting the Delicious into Mauritius
    • Le Pouce… It’s French for ‘Le Pouce’
    • Flic en Flac (yes, that’s the actual name of an actual place)
    • Black River Gorge-ous!
    • Welcome to the Mau-chine
    • Hey, Mr Tamarin man, play a song for me!
    • Reflections on Africa
  • Bali, South Korea and Japan
    • Bintangs in Balangan
    • Bingin there, done that
    • Revenge of the Ladyboys
    • Sunsets in Bali-dise
    • Paragliding in paradise
    • Romeo of the skies
    • Trees-ed to meet you!
    • Sweet like Candi
    • Hangin’ with the Hamster: The UNCUT TRUE STORY of THAT drunken evening with Richard Ham
    • Ceremonial sacrifices
    • Into the rape truck!
    • Final landing
    • Sweet Seoul Brother
    • Carnival of Seouls
    • In a Bore-Zone: My trip to the Korean DMZ
    • It’s raining in Sokcho, so I had sex with all of their statues
    • The world’s stupoidest man climbs a mountain
    • Sleeping on the floor like the dog I am
    • Santorini of the East
    • Escaping Korea
    • Fuk u, oka!
    • Nagasaki has blown me away!
    • You sunk my Battleship!
    • Aoshima
    • A ferry unusual evening
    • Island time
    • Kobe kapers
    • Kyoto – the Canberra of Japan
    • The Tokyo Brave
    • Searching for sailors in Yokosuka: Real life Shenmue locations
    • A Lonely Place to Die
    • I was one hamburger away from spending three months in a Japanese prison
    • Escape From Tokyo
  • Europe and Sri Lanka 2016
    • A journey of a thousand beers starts with a single can…
    • Livin’ La Riga Loca – Live from Latvia!
    • Latvia’s Most Wanted: How I almost got arrested for public intoxication
    • When the Nazis came to Latvia
    • Climbing Peter’s Steeple
    • Latvia is an unusual place with unusual people
    • Tallinn Callin’
    • Welcome to Tallinn, where nothing’s open on a Monday!
    • Finnish Him!
    • My time in an Estonian prison
    • Parnu: Centre of the Universe
    • Bog off!
    • Camping, Latvian style
    • Chasing Charles Bronson through Vilnius
    • That’s a shitload of crosses!
    • Warsaw Warrior
    • I ate a kebab the size of my head
    • The worst way to spend three hours in Krakow
    • Auschwitz
    • From Krakow to Vysoke Tatry with an idiot in tow
    • Vysoké Tatry – A walk on top of the world
    • Lake it till you make it
    • Beat on the Bratislava
    • Putting the ‘pest’ into Budapest
    • What a Wiener!
    • Ljubljana – the gorgeous Euro town with a name like a bad Scrabble hand
    • Absolutely Bled-y Bewdiful!
    • Slovenian Shenanigans
    • I went chasing waterfalls
    • Beautiful Bus Stops of Bosnia
    • Say hello to Sarajevo!
    • From Sarajevo to Dubrovnik – don’t walk, take a bus! It’s 258km, you dickhead!
    • Drunk in Dubrovnik
    • Getting a Lapad Dance
    • Hey, Buuuuuuuuudva-y
    • Sweaty Steven
    • I molested Budva’s symbol of the city
    • Kotor-head
    • Things to do in Podgorica when you’re dead
    • I’m a national hero in Macedonia
    • Jesus wept! That’s a big cross!
    • Thessalonikis is a great place to go to if you like crap places
    • Acropolis Wow… it’s really bloody expensive!
    • Naxos – sounds like nachos, but it’s even more delicious
    • Sleazy Rider
    • The Row Show climbs a mountain
    • The Ballad of Santorini Sal
    • The Ballad of Santorini Sal, Part II
    • Leaving Santorini
    • You don’t get a lot of hotel for $10 a night these days
    • Paros in the spring (or, is that tzatziki sauce on your pants, or are you just happy to see me?)
    • Beauty and the Greek
    • A Wanker in Sri Lanka
    • “Hello sir! Where you from? Where you going?”
    • Hell Bus
    • Kandy, Kandy, Kandy, I can’t let you go…
    • Sober in Sri Lanka
    • Shit what happens in Sri Lanka
    • Lion Strong beer is truly awful
    • The other end of the beach
    • Jewel of the Nilaveli
    • Paddling with Pigeons
    • Batti Boy
    • You son of a beach!
    • Train of the Sri Lankan Dead
    • Leaving Lanka
  • Tasmania
    • Journey to the end of the world
    • Real (stupid) men drink till 4:30am, then wake up and climb a mountain
    • Port Arthur McArthur
    • It all started with a Dagwood Dog…
    • Hey MONA, ooh MONA!
    • Beer, berks and bruises: A trip to the Cascade Brewery
    • I went to a place called Eggs and Bacon Bay!
    • Camping capers
    • Stairway to Hell
    • Show us ya map of Tassie!
    • The knob-head at 20,000 feet
  • Indonesia, Myanmar and India
    • You’ve come a long way, baby
    • There’s a fat guy on a scooter around every corner
    • The woman next to me is watching Indonesia’s Got Talent
    • Bintang blues
    • Dude looks like a lady
    • Denpasar, so fuckin’ far
    • Japandonesia
    • The Village People
    • Why does this toilet have so many locks on the door?
    • How to get laid in Ubud
    • I am in Amed (the place, not the bloke)
    • I was humiliated in a soccer game by a bunch of eight-year-olds from a third world country
    • A Fishy Situation
    • Toilet paper costs extra
    • Padang Bai? How about Padang Fuck Off?
    • Do you like Penida coladas? And getting caught in the rain?
    • Mentos as currency (and why it might be a good idea)
    • A woman laughed at my penis (so what’s new?)
    • Sailing the seas in a fucking bathtub
    • Why I travel alone (or, how I unwittingly became involved in sex tourism)
    • Hippies don’t like it when you piss in their shower
    • Over here, nachos are made of coleslaw
    • It’s pants-on-head time again!
    • Eating, fucking and sleeping: Ekka’s guide to the galaxy
    • Male-male-female threesomes are a pain in the arse
    • Machetes of Lombok
    • Jak(arta)ing off
    • I’d rather drink shit than spend another day in Jakarta
    • Ladyboys, hookers and muggings; going back in time in Thailand
    • Mission of Burma (that’s when I reach for my Myanmar Lager)
    • Stuck in the middle of Myanmar with you
    • Bus-ted!
    • I broke a poor person’s bike and blamed it on a monk
    • Things to do in Bagan when you’re dead
    • A monk gets dunked
    • Into the mouth of madness
    • Fuck the Taj Mahal, I’m gunna sit in my undies and watch cricket
    • Happy birthday from Air India. Here, have a three hour delay (the lost blog entry)
    • The Worst Exotic Marigold Hotel
    • Row Row at Go Goa
    • A sucker for a vodka
    • His hand was bitten off by a pig!
    • Going, Goa, Gone
  • Samoa, Fiji and Tonga
    • Rowan the Samoan
    • My pilgrimage to the beach of ghosts
    • Getting stoned in Samoa isn’t as fun as it sounds
    • I’m a Savai’i-ver!
    • Going down in Samoa
    • There’s nowhere safer than a large Samoan man’s knee
    • Leaving Samoa
    • Kava Chameleon
    • Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I masturbated too much when I was seventeen?
    • Buster gets busted!
    • From Yasawa to Suva in about elenty billion hours
    • To Tonga We Go!
    • I vomited in front of the Tongan national squash champion
    • How the fuck do I get off this island?
    • Big Trouble in Little Tonga
    • One Fine Day in Vava’u (or, That’s the most dangerous box I’ve encountered since my ex-girlfriend dumped me!)
    • Nofo a, Tonga!
  • China, Malaysia and Brunei
    • Shanghai scumbag – a Row Row rewind
    • Holding hands with Jackie Chan
    • Journey to the end of the east Beijing
    • I (heart) BJ!
    • Another Dick on the Wall
    • Beijing to Guilin in 27-and-a-half hours
    • The Endless River
    • You put your right foot Guil-in, you put your right fot Guil-out
    • Doggy Style
    • The King of Kowloon
    • I will be your prisoner, I will be your Shek-O
    • So long, Hong Kong (and hello, creepy Malaysian perverts)
    • Getting drunk with K.D. Langkawi
    • The burqas are better in Langkawi
    • Show us ya snorkel!
    • A koala in Lumpur
    • Malaysian Invasion
    • I haven’t seen a cave this big since I fucked yo mama!
    • She’s my Brunei girl
    • Borneo to be wild
    • Welcome to Paradise
    • Prancing around the Perhentian Islands
    • Another day for Cled and me in paradise
    • And thus the saga ends…
  • Paragliding, hiking and other Aussie adventures
    • Back where I belong
    • Wandering around Wyrrabalong
    • Storming through Gosford
    • Conquering the Middle Brother
    • We were so in phase in our paragliding days
    • How I lost my job as an inflatable Santa
    • Getting pissed at work
    • The Wondabyne Years
    • Paramagliding from the mountain of death
    • One Sleep Till Brooklyn
    • Camping with the convicts
    • I didn’t break into Old Sydney Town, but a very handsome friend of mine did
    • My readers are perverts – and I love them for it!
    • Tales from Pornland: When Row-Row met Jesse Jane
    • Tales from Pornland: Barber shops and Brothels
    • Olney the lonely
    • Tales From Pornland: Why I’ll never be Prime Minister
    • Red, White & Bruce
    • Tales From Pornland: The World Tour of Toowoomba
    • I went to a nightclub (and didn’t get wanked off even once)

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Chinchilla, Queensland

There once was a girl from ChinchillaWith a melon the size of GodzillaFor a beer and a smileShe'd get fucked doggy styleThat girl grew up to become Ben Stiller

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