During my time in Budva, Montenegro, there was one woman who truly gained my attention and stole my heart. Good body, nice head, spent most of her time at the beach with her tits out. What’s not to like about that?
Every day I passed her and promised that I’d make my move, but I was always too nervous. But then, before leaving town forever, I plucked up the courage to walk over and honk her right on the boobies. Right on ’em!
I’m talking about the Budva Dancer statue, of course, which is the symbol of the city and quite revered. So it’s no wonder that after squeezing her metal knockers, some local tough guys sauntered over and chased me off.
I’m currently in the awe-inspiring town of Kotor, where the interwebbing is slower than a Mount Druitt High School student, so an update on that might have to wait until another day. Until then, I’m going to head out and see if I can molest me some more statues…
The Drunk and Jobless World Tour 
You have no respect for anyone! You are a horrible man who insults precious cultural and historical landmarks for a cheap laugh. If you ever come to Japan and molest one of our landmarks I hope the police chop your hands off, you intollerant bogan!
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I’ve been to Japan, but I was too busy finger-banging your mum to bother molesting any monuments. Well, unless your sister’s arsehole is considered a monument, because I had a good old crack at that.
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