While the resort town of Budva is an absolute delight, no trip to Montenegro is complete without a visit to nearby Kotor. It’s an ancient village situated in one of the most incredible locations on the planet - it sits on the banks of the Gulf of Kotor, with astonishing mountains on all sides. Climbing … Continue reading Kotor-head
During my time in Budva, Montenegro, there was one woman who truly gained my attention and stole my heart. Good body, nice head, spent most of her time at the beach with her tits out. What's not to like about that? Every day I passed her and promised that I'd make my move, but I … Continue reading I molested Budva’s symbol of the city
With the rain gods splashing water around like it's going out of fashion, and the beaches closed due to huge waves, there hasn't been a whole lot to do around Budva, Montenegro. So I toodled up to the bus station, told the little bloke behind the counter that I wanted to go somewhere fun, and … Continue reading Sweaty Steven
How good is Pauly Shore! Undoubtedly one of the most talented and influential members of the 90s new-wave cinematic scene, along with luminaries such as David Faustino and Carrot Top, he revolutionised film by appearing in classic such as Encino Man and Butt-Fuck Bikers 4. With his lady-friendly hair and larrikin grin, this wise-talking nugget … Continue reading Hey, Buuuuuuuuudva-y
The Drunk and Jobless World Tour 