Here’s what I’ve done over the last few days: Sit around, drink beer, eat good food, swim, perv on hot chicks, and sleep. Trincomalee is as good a place as any to hang out if you want to do lazy things (well, unless you want to drink beer on a Sunday, because that’s illegal, which is gayer than Ricky Martin shitting in Elton John’s mouth while that “Leave Britney alone!” dude jerks off in the corner).
So, here’s a bunch of pictures that will make you wish you were here, rather than in whatever shithole you’re stuck in (I’m joking, I’m sure it’s lovely. But change the fucking curtains, they’re rubbish!). Toodles!
The Drunk and Jobless World Tour 
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