Why does this toilet have so many locks on the door? Rowan C. Stewart Uncategorized Feb 28, 2015Feb 28, 2015 1 Minute That’s five locks on a toilet door. Five locks designed to keep some sort of rapist from entering said toilet. I am in this toilet. If I’m not careful, my arsehole will be as wide as an eagle’s wing by the end of the night. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Published by Rowan C. Stewart Low on money, overflowing with beer. View all posts by Rowan C. Stewart Published Feb 28, 2015Feb 28, 2015