A Wanker in Sri Lanka

And so, after spending many lifetimes in Europe, I find myself in Sri Lanka. From the frozen tundra of Estonia to the white peaks of Slovakia, and the rocky peaks of Montenegro to the clear blue waters of Greece, now I’m surrounded by palm trees, curry, and annoying little men trying to sell me shit … Continue reading A Wanker in Sri Lanka

Things to do in Podgorica when you’re dead

Podgorica, the capital of Montenegro, doesn't make it onto many lists of must-see cities, and for very good reason. While it's not an unpleasant place, and you won't get stabbed or raped if you go there, I can't think of a single reason to visit it rather than any other medium-sized city anywhere on the … Continue reading Things to do in Podgorica when you’re dead

I molested Budva’s symbol of the city

During my time in Budva, Montenegro, there was one woman who truly gained my attention and stole my heart. Good body, nice head, spent most of her time at the beach with her tits out. What's not to like about that? Every day I passed her and promised that I'd make my move, but I … Continue reading I molested Budva’s symbol of the city

Hey, Buuuuuuuuudva-y

How good is Pauly Shore! Undoubtedly one of the most talented and influential members of the 90s new-wave cinematic scene, along with luminaries such as David Faustino and Carrot Top, he revolutionised film by appearing in classic such as Encino Man and Butt-Fuck Bikers 4. With his lady-friendly hair and larrikin grin, this wise-talking nugget … Continue reading Hey, Buuuuuuuuudva-y