The Most Wanted Man in Zanzibar

As Sinbad fought through a massive crowd, flowers in hand, just to be with me, I realised it was the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me. Sure, there was that time a chick sucked me off in the toilets at the Chinese restaurant in East Gosford after my brother's birthday dinner a … Continue reading The Most Wanted Man in Zanzibar

Hakuna Matata! Welcome to Tanzania!

After learning I was heading to Dar es Salaam, my good friend (and convicted abuser of homeless people) Scott called me from his presidential suite inside Parklea Prison. "Hey bro, you go to Tanzania?" he asked, whilst whitling a shiv from a toothbrush. "You must meet my cousin, Sinbad. He look just like me. He … Continue reading Hakuna Matata! Welcome to Tanzania!