Why does this toilet have so many locks on the door? Rowan C. Stewart Uncategorized Feb 28, 2015Feb 28, 2015 1 Minute That’s five locks on a toilet door. Five locks designed to keep some sort of rapist from entering said toilet. I am in this toilet. If I’m not careful, my arsehole will be as wide as an eagle’s wing by the end of the night. Share this: Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like Loading... Related Published by Rowan C. Stewart Low on money, overflowing with beer. View all posts by Rowan C. Stewart Published Feb 28, 2015Feb 28, 2015