I spent my final evening in South Korea participating in the traditional Asian activity of getting drunk while watching the NRL grand final. When the Sharkies finally broke their 50-year duck to claim the trophy, Busan erupted in massive applause and people started wildly in the streets. Alright, they do that every evening over here, … Continue reading Escaping Korea
I had a wonderful time in Santorini earlier this year. I got heaps drunk, smashed some awesome food, bludged around in the sun and got some totty. So when I found out that Busan has a suburb known as Santorini of the East, I knew I had to visit it. I didn't even have breakfast … Continue reading Santorini of the East
Here's a fun fact about the Koreans; they sleep on the fuckin' floor! No bed, no inflatable mattress, they just chuck a thin bit of material on the tiles and away they go for eight hours in Napland. I'm a big fan of experiencing other cultures - I once slept with a girl from New … Continue reading Sleeping on the floor like the dog I am
I love travelling. It's heaps of fun and beats the shit out of sitting in an office or being a hippie who spends all of his/her/its time fighting for gay marriage and transgender rights and crap like that. But things don't always go to plan when out on the road, and things to have to … Continue reading It’s raining in Sokcho, so I had sex with all of their statues
I’ve been good mates with Kim Jong-un on Facebook for the last few years (I swear he’s the only person who still uses the ‘poke’ feature), so when I decided to come to South Korea I knew I had to pop across the border to say G’day. After consulting with locals, however, I decided that … Continue reading In a Bore-Zone: My trip to the Korean DMZ
After breaking into the Olympic Stadium, swaggering through Gangnam and stealing a hula hoop, I thought I'd seen and done everything Seoul has on offer - but I was as wrong as Bruce Jenner when he tells himself he looks like a real woman. Today I hit the road again to visit the Namdaemun Markets, … Continue reading Carnival of Seouls
Ever since I first saw that dickhead in the Gangnam Style video, I've wanted to punch his head in, so when I discovered Gangnam is a real place in Seoul, I decided to head there and throw him into an open sewer. Tragically, I didn’t find the dancing dork, but I did find endless alleyways … Continue reading Sweet Seoul Brother
After nearly three weeks flying through the buoyant skies of Bali, from Nusa Dua to Candidasa, it's time to pack up my wing and get out of here. During my time here I've ridden on dodgy motorbikes, danced in the street, met cool people, eaten weird food, been chased by monkeys, chased women, upset the … Continue reading Final landing
After a week of brilliant flying in beautiful Candidasa, Bali, it's time for the majority of the Cloudbase crew to pack up their wings and fly back to Australia. Me and Rich have stayed on for a few days, however, to continue flying in paradise with our mates Jules, Lewis and Dr Pete, a man … Continue reading Into the rape truck!
Another day in Bali, another two-and-a-half hours souring through the big blue above Nusa Dua with my buddies from Cloudbase Paragliding. And I'll tell ya, making it through a few hours' of glorious flying was a bit of a surprise because I've been married to my toilet for the last couple of days and there … Continue reading Romeo of the skies
The Drunk and Jobless World Tour 