I'm sitting here on the sand, watching the waves roll in under the moonlight, sipping on my last beer before heading back to Australia tomorrow morning. I've spent six weeks in Indonesia, Myanmar and India, six weeks that have felt like a lifetime and as if they would never end, but which are now just … Continue reading Going, Goa, Gone
And my life of bludging on the beaches of Goa goes on. And on. And on, like a train that's really long. And sandy. Fucking hell, I've had too much sun. Or maybe it's the five Kingies I've downed this arvo. Hanging out on Patnem can mess with a bloke's brain. Today I went along … Continue reading His hand was bitten off by a pig!
While in Goa I've been doing two-fifths of three-eighths of fuck all, and I like it that way. Wake up, go for a swim, have a big breakfast, hang out on the beach and perve on chicks, have a nap, hit the cans. Patnem Beach is a great place to bludge it up. Last night … Continue reading A sucker for a vodka
From Hell to Heaven in nine hours. Not since God found out Mother Theresa appeared in Anal Gangbang Sluts 7 to pay her way through uni has a journey between the two been made so quickly. I left the shit stain that is Jaipur and flew south to the tiny beach state of Goa. I'd … Continue reading Row Row at Go Goa
The Drunk and Jobless World Tour 