I rocked up to the Greek island of Naxos a few days ago, and it's a top little place. Beautiful beaches, lovely women, and cute little towns and villages to explore. These islands really are how they're depicted in movies and tellybox shows - laid back and relaxed, with friendly people and awesome food. With … Continue reading Naxos – sounds like nachos, but it’s even more delicious
Athens is the birthplace of democracy and modern civilisation (and, perhaps more importantly, lovable ethnic comedian Nick Giannopoulos), and is one of the busiest and noisiest cities in the world. There are motorbikes and cars screaming through the streets, crowds surging through narrow alleyways, and little blokes smashing plates on the ground on every corner, … Continue reading Acropolis Wow… it’s really bloody expensive!
The Macedonians didn’t want me to leave Skopje. Believing me to be the reincarnation of their beloved Saint Cyril, they asked me to stay and reign over their tiny landlocked country, sleeping with as many woman as I wanted and drinking beer as if it bubbled from the earth. But I’ve got things to do, … Continue reading Thessalonikis is a great place to go to if you like crap places
After being mistaken for a famous Macedonian saint and worshipped by millions I decided my new-found role as a religious leader (and heartthrob) demanded some research, so what better place to go than the biggest Christian cross on the planet? Luckily, it’s right here in Skopje, so I was able to head over and see … Continue reading Jesus wept! That’s a big cross!
I'm a celebrated man in Australia - much-loved writer, paramagliding extraordinaire, and highly-rated lover - but that's nothing compared to how revered I am in Macedonia. I came to Skopje looking for a quiet few days, but ended up becoming a national hero, beloved of the masses. It happens. Skopje is a nice little place, … Continue reading I’m a national hero in Macedonia
Podgorica, the capital of Montenegro, doesn't make it onto many lists of must-see cities, and for very good reason. While it's not an unpleasant place, and you won't get stabbed or raped if you go there, I can't think of a single reason to visit it rather than any other medium-sized city anywhere on the … Continue reading Things to do in Podgorica when you’re dead
While the resort town of Budva is an absolute delight, no trip to Montenegro is complete without a visit to nearby Kotor. It’s an ancient village situated in one of the most incredible locations on the planet - it sits on the banks of the Gulf of Kotor, with astonishing mountains on all sides. Climbing … Continue reading Kotor-head
During my time in Budva, Montenegro, there was one woman who truly gained my attention and stole my heart. Good body, nice head, spent most of her time at the beach with her tits out. What's not to like about that? Every day I passed her and promised that I'd make my move, but I … Continue reading I molested Budva’s symbol of the city
With the rain gods splashing water around like it's going out of fashion, and the beaches closed due to huge waves, there hasn't been a whole lot to do around Budva, Montenegro. So I toodled up to the bus station, told the little bloke behind the counter that I wanted to go somewhere fun, and … Continue reading Sweaty Steven
I’ve been a busy boy over the last few weeks, exploring every nook and granny (hi, Beulah!) of a dozen European countries. So today I thought I’d have any easy one (thanks again, Beulah!) and spend the day lying around on a beautiful beach. Seeing as this is Europe and they wouldn’t know a proper … Continue reading Getting a Lapad Dance
The Drunk and Jobless World Tour 