I put a bunch of mini pies into a big pie and then ate it

Go fuck yourself, Manu Feildel, and choke on a bucket of cocks, Jamie Oliver, because I'm the best chef in the world now. That's because I recently cooked the greatest meal of all time, by putting a whole bunch of bite-sized mini meat pies into a full-sized meat pie and cooking the whole thing. I … Continue reading I put a bunch of mini pies into a big pie and then ate it

The Big McPie (and how it almost killed me)

Once upon a time, fine dining restaurant McDonald’s ran a promotion where, in return for voting for some shitty YouTube videos on their website, one received a voucher for a free Big Mac. Of course, I rigged the system and ended up with an unlimited supply of the burgers, and decided I’d eat nothing but … Continue reading The Big McPie (and how it almost killed me)