Hey, Buuuuuuuuudva-y

How good is Pauly Shore! Undoubtedly one of the most talented and influential members of the 90s new-wave cinematic scene, along with luminaries such as David Faustino and Carrot Top, he revolutionised film by appearing in classic such as Encino Man and Butt-Fuck Bikers 4. With his lady-friendly hair and larrikin grin, this wise-talking nugget … Continue reading Hey, Buuuuuuuuudva-y

Getting a Lapad Dance

I’ve been a busy boy over the last few weeks, exploring every nook and granny (hi, Beulah!) of a dozen European countries. So today I thought I’d have any easy one (thanks again, Beulah!) and spend the day lying around on a beautiful beach. Seeing as this is Europe and they wouldn’t know a proper … Continue reading Getting a Lapad Dance

From Sarajevo to Dubrovnik – don’t walk, take a bus! It’s 258km, you dickhead!

Whilst one could spend years trying to drink every beer in Sarajevo and not come close before dying of liver failure, I don’t have that much time to spend. So, instead, I toodled along to the bus stop and told any motherfucker who would listen that I wanted to go to Dubrovnik, and I wanted … Continue reading From Sarajevo to Dubrovnik – don’t walk, take a bus! It’s 258km, you dickhead!