It’s raining in Sokcho, so I had sex with all of their statues

I love travelling. It's heaps of fun and beats the shit out of sitting in an office or being a hippie who spends all of his/her/its time fighting for gay marriage and transgender rights and crap like that. But things don't always go to plan when out on the road, and things to have to … Continue reading It’s raining in Sokcho, so I had sex with all of their statues

Sweet Seoul Brother

Ever since I first saw that dickhead in the Gangnam Style video, I've wanted to punch his head in, so when I discovered Gangnam is a real place in Seoul, I decided to head there and throw him into an open sewer. Tragically, I didn’t find the dancing dork, but I did find endless alleyways … Continue reading Sweet Seoul Brother

Ceremonial sacrifices

The full moon makes people do funny things. Some transform into werewolves and go around eating anyone too fat to run away, while others dance naked around bonfires and have sex with goats. The Balinese don't do anything stupid like that, though - the full moon is simply a reason to eat fish from the … Continue reading Ceremonial sacrifices